Tuesday, November 24, 2009

sometimes i shit the show.


rest in piss.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

uploading tonight gb

Cure for cancer? cure for aids? gb? lou "poo" ee has all the answers

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

SWANK 3!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 8, 2009





looking like a rich man's wife with a proper double chin - Tevye. Miranda

Thursday, October 22, 2009

This sucks.

So, we shitty Malden Boys have failed at making a video due to marijuana, Newports, Allston, and the sheer fact that we all suck at being friends and keeping Louie in the state of MA. Oh shit, I almost forgot, Halloween is comming up. I remember we would usually set up some kind of skateboarder occult gathering on Cross St. in Malden... What was that god-damn event called..? OH YEAH, THATS RIGHT A FUCKING HALLOWEEN SKATEJAM!

Monday, October 19, 2009

They reminesce over you

Last year's buttery ass ranch.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009



Finally found this...

Sunday, September 27, 2009


Former little kid skater, Biggie,
at Tmac's head stash camp


Following Amigo De Fi, Alex Filho
releases his second album

Monday, September 14, 2009


Wain Right Little's frog committed suicide yesterday. It leaped out of W.R.L.'s grasp and plummeted over the side of a malden parking garage. later wain got the kick out from two yuppie ladies. "You Yupps! This is my city! Malden is my city! this was his city" he pointed down

pucker up

U2


you too.
"too"

"let me in"

Sunday, September 13, 2009

the gangs


ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HERE.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Greg gory skatepark speech


Greg Napolitanke


Davis Jr. checks his pulse. Napolitanke's powerful words nearly stopped his heart


Calibos McNeil shows compassion in '81


Lan McNeil, allergic to Magistrates, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Mad Suspect


Alex K and I soak up the grime scene that evening of august 3th

http://www.necn.com/Boston/New-England/2009/08/03/Shots-fired-after-police-chase/1249352012.html

Sunday, July 26, 2009

ALLAN...

ROLLED OVER.
GB
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Big Bill's got a Car Lot in Baltimore

Rise and fall of GB stardust


Due to unfortunate circumstances, Obama's recovery plan couldn't stimulate Malden's lucrative gb business. Bigger corporations have taken over and this website will now be called CBmalden.com. Biggie ups to magistrates, mr.president, and kelly miran. It was a good run(smash). GB Malden(1984-2009)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

LOS ANGELES (day 3)

There weren't any photos from day 2, so we'll pick up here. Alex woke up with script in hand and we took a trip to the writer's guild.







Then Jillian took us on a tour of the west side.












Iranian protest.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

LOS ANGELES (day 1)

Alex K finally makes his trip west. The two of us hopped on a plane at 7AM and have been enjoying the jet lag so far.

Coincidentally, Sandra Cheeks was graduating college the same day. We got to go into the Staples Center for free to see it but I forgot my camera.

Franky NJ was there too.



Wouldn't you know it... Raven's brother is Bobby Brown's son.

iPod vending machine




I forget who I was talking to about this, but if you're reading-- it's at LAX.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

FUNBUN

who knew Billy D Malden has a clothing line?
how far from the gutter?

Friday, June 5, 2009

found on the ground




If you lost one of these in Harvard Sq don't hesitate to call and describe it. If it's yours we'll return it no questions asked for a small fee of $125.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

It exists!




The quest is over!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bart's Burgers: Day Two: I guess nobody ever really done me

its a plot with no past


he landed it with good tre before this was filmed
there is no past to his plot, simply to kill mikey and val for no reason very strange

Mikel Miranda in hiding

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Why am I never on the GB blog?




"I love Malden; don't quote me on that, bro." -Tom Tweak of Yankee Power

Monday, May 25, 2009

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The post we have all been waiting for.


No caption can really encapsulate the true radness of this photo

Absolute Chaos


My little Hell-raiser, Nick.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

How to write a skate article about billy d

1. Intro – the most important news aspect of a skate event is the score. Who won? How did they win and what effect did the victory have? Also important is whether we are writing from a JRO perspective or a Billy D one. In this case, we will go with Billy D.

“Billy D landed a bs flip over the faux grass gap out through the ghoulish threshold bump/exploding run-up. JRO "certainly second" the first to attack the 5ft tall 9 foot long gap, is a savage. ”

2. More info – The above is enough for those who have a passing interest in the skating. However, skateboarding fans would want more information and you could give it to them in one or two paragraphs.

“The Boardwalk contest was without star skater Colin Fiske, suffering from a keyboard injury on some eggs of ego shit"

3. Quote – This is where you can provide a quote from a lurker or some dude. You can precede each saying with a lead-in paragraph or go straight into the quote.

Billy d was overheard saying "JRO was looking strong until the ground blew up under him after crossing the slough of despond" that's what we in the chutes and ladders business call a backslide...sheesh" strong though, he's always good competition, looks like he's been cycling some dball like arty over there, sitting on his stack of books."

"yeah and another thing..." said D Williams distractedly to someone one night at a party at 3am after a few beers"

4. The rest – Once you got the main information and key quotes out of the way, you can go on to describe the some random shit. Even better would be to describe just one or two tricks, the results and include more rubbish.

JRO was the first person to skate the gap. There were 100 people there. The food was free.Nate Reilly ate chips in a hot dog bun. JRO landed a kickflip. Tmac was almost sued once by this chick I knew from LA. There was a fake ass filmall skating. Pud was killing it. Filho noseblunted the box. The boardwalk is great. Everyone should skate the mini and give matty the greek a pound. no homo

Results:

1st place: billy d malden frontside miller flip over the gap

2nd place Jro/tom tweak frontside slappy the gap

3rd place tmac wheel-less ollie the gap


4th place GRATUITOUS arty the greek! the gap

5th place Butchie frontside big harold the barrel (circa workshop) spin the gap

6th place matty the greek why the hell not it's his shop the gap

7th place Ryan fay inimitable walk-over to the gap

8th place the mike fork over the gap

9th place some little kid was sick on and about the gap, which ended the contest