Set, HIKE!

Allan GB

Who's your new girlfriend?
Sarah. She's hot. She's at home right now.

I crew up with you

It's been tempting for some that meet whitehousewussies desperate for new best friends. They'll try and lure GB's to them like mythical Sirens. I've heard a bewitched GB say "I'm finally figuring out who my friends are." Have you forgot the people you crew up with?
say gorshnick and ohdonpiano three times and you will be free of the spell
http://www.freewebs.com/gbskatecrew/thecrew.htm

hence the name

post shit about it. Gb is that skate crew when we were all best friends

well this is steph on mtv.

MTV Shows

seriously,

what billy said.

Fuck Allston.

Someone...

Please get a fire under the giant ass of GB.

Allston, sorry to say, but your gonna get nuked.

GB Game of Skate!

Friday, May 15th at Malden Skatepark. Details to follow.

Just IV fun

Big ups to Jose on the video.
Malden local Humar makes an apperance.
and Kruper is steadly killing as always.

21ForFun from justforfun on Vimeo.

First sighting in years

Best Buy revenge








Pizza Hut to exclusive members only back room.

Vote And Die

Long time friend Chris Coulon has made it to the top ten for some Converse finals. Vote for him


http://www.converseskateboarding.com/vote/

420

"Have a cigar!"

Strangler In The Night

I had a good amount of extra footage on my computer from over the years
There are some true characters with tricks, like Noel Sinclair Boyt. I met him an an unnamed skateshop two and a half years ago. That same week my uncle invited me to stay with him in Denver, Noel's stomping grounds. I went out a month later for about two weeks and was amazed at how different things were. It was like I had known Noel for my whole life. When I had the chance to go back out there exactly a year later I jumped at the opportunity. Noel eventually sent me a collection of unused footage while we were sending packages back and forth, and one of them contained a dvd of raw footage. I present to you Noel Sinclair Boyt A.K.A The Sparkling White Unicorn

HYPE YOURSELF UP!

www.410bc.com

MALDEN INVINCIBLE

The days leading up to the original gb hardcore video (released on vhs, the only rad way to put out a video) were hardcore, no pun intended. There were intense crew battles, kind of like the firms in Green St. Hooligans. Medford and Wastefield were on the come-up, but Arty put his complete faith in us.

that thing i sent you.

A little pregnant

Quite possibly the best narrator of all time. We need to find this guy and production of the Malden movie will begin!

Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself

toil is stupid

Skateboarding Turns Football

Touchdown By Jason Ross!

TOUCHDOWN! Mega Clyp (PART 1 of 2) from Jason Ross on Vimeo.

TOUCHDOWN! Mega Clyp (PART 2 of 2) from Jason Ross on Vimeo.

Remember Comroderary?

GB MALDEN REVIVAL.


This summer.

Pure Evil.

Play this song, look at the picture below at the same time.

Sirius Delirium

A51 sesh

Geoff and Allan murked the spot.

GB status

TURD BLUNT.

Filho's B-DAY 2007

Its all about them beers...

little drinkin an chillin sesh at AT's boss' crib



good times with Laskey taking ppl out in beerpong

Back-to-Back

A Back-to-Back is one of the most exciting events in skateboarding. But when skateboarders take it out of the park and into a classic pizzeria joint, well I don't know. 4/7/09 goes down in history as Danvers local Jason Ross cut the cheese and clawed up the cute puppy with that impossible claw machine. Geoff Laskey, Medford maniac, determined to get a little sumthin sumthin from that damned claw machine comes through with a panda-shitzu crossbreed. It makes you think, "Could Tommy Lee do it?"

The meek shall inherit the earth..

it is easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into the kingdom of God.

Sorry

Tina's rules.

Eso-no, Née

bluetoe

Eso-no, Née

Best Minor Inconvenience Ever

Louis and Biggie are back on the east coast after a few months of hiatus in Chicago, so we have been going out all day to skate, film, hang, skate, and film more. The occasional party, too. We skated since about one this afternoon and ended around two thirty this morning; Geoff was trying a trick. We roll back to the car to find Nick Mer getting H with a pipe, like a softbody, and then try to peer pressure him into doing dumb things. He declines, like a softbody, so we all separate and go home. Geoff, Alan, and Louis in one car; Zach, Shaun, Mer, and myself in another. We get to Kappy's liquors in Medford where we pass a state cop
"Yup. He's following us" Zach

We continue driving and buckle up seconds before the blue light special is on. At this point we're at Wendy's right near my house.

"You know your tail light is out right?" Officer Hailey
"Yeah I know. My dad told me a few days ago. I'm getting it fixed tomorrow" Zach
"How old are you"
We tell him our ages
"What are you guys doing?"
"I'm just driving them home"
"Any of you ever been arrested before?"
"No/Nope/Never" All four of us
"Can I see your license and registration?"

Zach reaches for both and hands it to him

"I'll be right back"

Officer Hailey casually walks to his car, but another car is creeping by, with a broken tail light as well

"If I get another fucking ticket....." Zach gets cut off
"Thanks. Have a good night"

Officer Hailey throws the license and registration through the window and is running full speed back to his to his car before they even hit Zach because the other car decided to burn out in our faces to be a dick. Hailey follows him down the straightaway as we sit there in disbelief. We get closer to my house only to see the other car pulled over. All's well that ends well

the meek...

Louie, your using him.

Getting Biggie back

Riding for Action, a skate shop in the home of Hillary Clinton.

we are the champions

Louie flies back

Reason: Mother's Pizza.

The Lou Is Back In Town

The long awaited return of Louis is now upon us. Come join in getting buck celebrations between tonight, and the next several days. In an unrelated incident, I unintentionally broke Bryan''s nose last night in an altercation. It was over trivial matters, but it happened. However, friendships will not be ruined

the real person of the week.

not rob southie.

Schitzo would live in maple wood square.

Person of the week

Rob Southey. "Fuck each other, you hate each other!" Rat Pack year 2009. I hope this changes your opinion about the blog, Rob.

Yup.

Norman Greenbaum Interview

I caught up with Mr. Greenbuam when I noticed him takin a leak in the urinals at the Garden the other night! I wasn't sure how to approach the man. This is the man that put Malden on the map in terms of 60's pop gospel, so I did what any GB journalist would do. I stood next to him and took my cock out.

AK: Hey, are you Norman Greenbaum?
N-GB: I'm trying to take a leak here kid.
AK: Ok, that's cool. I can respect that.

Several seconds of awkward silence

AK: You are him, aren't you?
N-GB: Leave me alone!
AK: You're a Jew from Malden, right? I just wanted you to know I am too.
N-GB: If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to get really pissed!
AK: Well isn't that why you're in the bathroom? To let it out?

At this point, I realized my scheme wasn't working because I wasn't peeing myself. He could see right through me! I tried so hard to push something out, but my guy wouldn't budge a drop. I farted instead by accident and it will go in the records of one of the smelliest and loudest.

AK: Oh, geez, you'll have to forgive me Mr. Greenbaum.
N-GB: Why do you keep calling me that?
AK: What do you mean?

I was so surprised at his denial of his identity that I turned to face him and wouldn't you know it, I started peeing all of a sudden all over the poor guy's shoes!

AK: Oh geez, terribly sorry about that.
N-GB: You asshole!
AK: How dare you! Is this how you treat people from your hometown? Let me tell you Mr. Greenbaum, if I make it as big as you, I won't forget Malden and act like I'm better than where I came from! So much for the "spirit in the sky", eh?

I walked away, but forgot that my junk was still out. I started to walk back to the store when I was tackled by three security guards. Children were crying, police were called, I got tasered with my pants down and lost my job. But I learned a valuable lesson- don't try to talk to Norman Greenbaum when he's takin a pee!

These two...

...always down to get into a tight squeeze in Laskey's whip.
peep fork lurkin in the back.

Female shreders

First post i put on the blog, i though this would break the ice with some hotties.

Billy D Interview

in the works video up soon until then enjoy this cupcake (oh wait you cant its a photo you lose)

Filhos CD Finally Dropped

pick up a copy before that sells out