Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sacreligion-Boarding

The GBs are going out skateboarding today. Its a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, trees are budding... Why not go skateboarding? But, women and children should stay in doors on this very day, for there is a heathen afoot! Hes eating pages of everyone's bibles, then setting them ablaze by casting Satan's spell upon them... And the worst part is, HE IS NOT A LOCAL.

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